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==> Dave: reamalgamate.

Fuck that, you already did.


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alright folks im doing hardcore maintenance please stand 500 yrs away from my blog

haha what the fuck is an existence 

update: i went to my dash and saw two moths mating

randomegbert:

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who said it was mind-numbingly unoriginal content? i pride myself in
mind-numbingly original content, thank you very much.

and i churn out an average of 66 posts a day, every day.

i was talking about myself dude

why would you even do that though blogging is too hard 

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its a trap

its like a hole you just cant get out of

the never ending hole

makes you look.

i plead the 8th